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I Only Take What’s #Mine

I only take what’s Mine, including you. Be careful what you wish for, and use caution when approaching with your extreme fantasies. You are once again warned, that this may go over the top. So grab your cock and hold on for one wild ride to the end. You may want to think twice before fucking me or fucking with Me after watching the following video.

Phone Sex With Alexis In 2017

Hey there girls and sperms! It’s been a rocking year in 2016, and I’m looking forward to doing it all over again in 2017. I’ve got new projects lined up, more games and assignments for you eager slave boys, and more audio to drown your addictions in. Every month I have events planned out. And some special surprises coming your way to keep your jerking that cock and draining your balls, too!

So get ready for the 2017 lineup! My typical hours for providing live phone sex chat on Niteflirt will be Monday through Friday 10 am eastern or earlier, until 6 pm eastern. And, sometimes weekends.

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JANUARY:

In The Vault Event –Up to 75% off every item on the site, every day, all year long! It’s your one time pass to access audios, tasks, pics and more that are no longer accessible to the general public, at rock bottom prices.

Get the VIP Access, where my live chat line is never more than $1.00 per minute!

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION MONTH – It’s time to do those things that you’ve been putting off. I’d like a list of the things that you’ve always wanted to try, or want to personally work on. Over the years on Niteflirt, I have encouraged new experiences and have helped to inspire those with their personal goals. From losing weight, masturbation techniques, enhancing fun with their partner, or simply learning to just have more fun! So, what is it this year that you’d like to try or do? Call me or send me an email through Niteflirt, and let’s make it happen!

HUMILIATION DAY – It’s not what you think. But then again, you are reading My blog. Since I like to put a spin on anything that I can, this is the perfect opportunity to do just that! If you’re into being humiliated, let’s see just how extreme you can get!

MALE WATCHER’S DAY – Men love gawking at sexy women. Well, it’s time to watch those men doing what they do best! Either have Me watch you on call during our call, or take pictures of yourself while your hard at work, and staying hard while doing it! OR, you could always discreetly take some pictures on your cell phone, of some sexy studs with big cocks – at work, the mall, gas station, or from anywhere else! (Faces and personal identifying marks will be edited before I post them to the blog or on Twitter.) Hint – What woman doesn’t love a man in a suit, and having him strip it off for her?

FRIDAY THE 13TH – A new assignment or audio available. Check out other offers here.

DRESS UP YOUR PET DAY – This is a special day for My slaves, sluts, and pets. Dress yourself up as a dog for Me, and take a pic!

NATIONAL NOTHING DAY – Pay a drive-by tribute, or call My ignore line to celebrate!

FUN AT WORK DAY – What kind of kinky can you get into at work? let’s find out!

FEBRUARY:

MY BIRTHDAY – February 1st, is My birthday. Spoil Me, and show Me some love!

AMAZONWishlist containing products that I’d want, and that are needed to keep the cocks rocking.

GIFT CARDSA list of a few gift cards that I’ve used, and love.

DELL COMPUTER GIFT CARDSTo keep my computer software and contracts updated, cranking out the good stuff, and pumping out the podcasts.

MUSICIAN’S FRIENDWhere I purchase some of my Recording gear, and musical related items for audio projects.

GUITAR CENTER – Where I purchase some of my recording equipment.

Annual Slave Bonding Ceremonies. Bonding ceremonies in progress.

CANNED FOOD MONTH – You have two ways to play. Donate canned goods to the local food bank. Or, humiliate yourself by either eating a can of cat or dog food for Me!

NATIONAL PIE MONTH – You’ve seen the movie American Pie. Who could forget the following scene? It’s your turn!

DON’T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK DAY – How long can you hold out from blowing that load? I might bring you to tears!

VALENTINE’S DAY – Love letters, poems, or fantasies welcome! Submit your original ideas t Me, and I’ll add it to My next podcast!

MARCH:

NATIONAL PEANUT MONTH –It’s time for some CEI with peanutbutter and jizz jelly sandwiches!

PANIC DAY –It’s time for some blackmail fun!

ST. PATRICK’S DAY –Let’s play some intoxication / drinking games! Ready, set, drink!

EARTH DAY –A great day to be teased and denied! Stroke with me until you can’t take it any longer. Then expect to turn off the lights, phone, computer, and anything else that you have that gives you internet access or a one on one way to communicate. Then you’ll be calling back – so get ready to jack – it off!

APRIL:

APRIL FOOLS FOR ALEXIS – Time has come once again to start sending in those humiliating videos to Me, for public posting on My Youtube channel. Hide your identity, cover your face with a mask – or not. Due to Youtube’s TOS, NO genitals, no scat or watersports, no bestiality, or doing things to other people against their will. Get it? Got it? Good. If you need some ideas, then you know where to find Me.

GO FOR BROKE DAY –It’s time to do a drive by tribue, max out the credit cards, and drain every dollar in your account – right into Mine!

DRAW A PICTURE OF A BIRD DAY –Put your pecker on a piece of paper, and trace it with a marker. Take a picture and send Me it. I’ll be happy to post the pic!

MY NITEFLIRT ANNIVERSARY – I can’t believe that it’s been 10 years! Since the traditional and modern gift giving items are diamonds you’ll find a suitable wishlist here, for your convenience. call Me and let’s celebrate together!

MAY:

MASTURBATION MONTH – It’s National Masturbation Month! Time for some JOI (jerk off instructions). If mental stimulation is your game, prepare for me to blow your mind, as your blow your load! I’ll show you how to rock that cock.

JUNE:

DAIRY MONTH –Ice cream, chocolate milk, and grilled cheese – all with a load, please! That’s what you’ll be saying once We start playing some tasty CEI games!

DARE DAY – Do something different – I dare you! Call Me for some frisky, risky fun!

DOUGHNUT DAY – Grab your favorite doughnut and your cock. You know where I’m going with this! Be sure to lick up every last drop of that glaze, baby! OR – get ready to be turned into a glazed doughnut. Open wide for some cock sucking action!

FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY – Celebrate the whole month with fresh fruit and veggies. One way or another, you’re going to make additional use out of your favorite cucumber, cantaloupe, or corn on the cob. Let’s not forget the kiwi and lemon for those CBT wankers!

PINK DAY IN JUNE –A special day for pink panties for sissies, crossdressers, and humiliated gluttons!

JULY:

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE EVENT – Once again, it’s all about the red, white, and blue! Time for red spanked asses, white spunk, and blue balls? Wear those patriotic panties, grab a cock cage, get out your favorite sex toy, and let’s have some fun!

HOT DOG MONTH – Finding creative ways to use those weiners!

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY –< Fun in and out of sun, with those bikinis on your bum! Get your girlfriend’s, wife’s, or yours’ and call Me!

AUGUST:

HOT ASS SUMMER EVENT ON NITEFLIRT – Grab the vibrators, butt plugs, anal beads, and even that cucumber that you were about to have for lunch. It’s time to work that prostate, your masturbation techniques, and your sexual health. Read My post on the benefits, and the warnings for prostate messaging, here.

SEPTEMBER:

BACON DAY – Time for the piggies to start paying and playing!

MAKE YOUR BED DAY –More like make a mess in your bed day! If you have a wife or girlfriend, you’ll be jacking off with Me in your bed, and leaving your load on her pillowcase.

CUMSTITUTION –We’ve all heard of the Constitution of America. Well once again, I have put a spin on it and made one of My own. I’ve created the Cumstitution of Alexis! Comment at the bottom of that page to take the pledge today!

OCTOBER:

THE HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION EVENT – More assignments and tasks than you can shake your halloweenie at this year! Stay tuned for special offers, Halloween tasks, and more!

NOVEMBER:

DEVILED EGG DAY – For you CBT enthusiasts that want to devil those eggs between your legs! Creative ways of ball busting coming to you!

HOUSEWIFE’S DAY –Put on your panties and aprons, girls! I’m going turn you into My personal housewife. Cook, clean, and turn you into My love making machine!

CLEAN YOUR REFRIDGERATOR DAY –For those food fetishists, today is the day that YOU get to put those leftovers to good use!

THANKSGIVING EVENT –I can bet that your cock is grateful to cum. Your ass might be grateful to wear those panties. You might even be grateful to be getting fucked like a dirty slut! What are YOU grateful for?

DECEMBER:

CHRISTMAS EVENT –And in December, I’ll be making merry with Christmas fun, holiday cheer, and announcements for the new year of 2017!

“You only have one life to live. Enjoy the ride!”

Calm Before The Storm

As most of you know, I am located in Daytona Beach. I’ve received several emails, and Twitter messages, asking if everything is ok over here. Thank you for the concern. It’s greatly appreciated.

The storm isn’t expected here until Friday. And that could even change. I’ll update this post, as I go along. But, I Am staying put. A lot of other people are staying around here, too. The lines are long for gas and supplies. Home Depot and Lowe’s are really busy. People buying plywood and getting ready.

In 2004, I went through 3 hurricanes back to back. No power for 6 weeks. I made it through that, I feel that I’ll make it through this.

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I’ve been asked by some how they could help. My response will be the same. Keep me and others going through it, in your thoughts. And if you feel like doing more, I have an Amazon list specifically for this. You could send me anything from it, any time of the year, and it will always be helpful. If you’d prefer to send me an ecard for the amount, since I have free 2-day shipping, that would be helpful, too. The email is MistressAlexis4u (@) yahoo.com. I bet that any of your favorite Flirts would appreciate the kindness. Tributes are always helpful, too. You can also add me to your favorites!

And as long as I have power and a phone, I’ll still be rocking your cock. So, call me!

Roleplaying With Alexis

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After school Teacher’s pet

Girl next door, turned bad

Pizza girl who delivers

Sneaky, sexy babysitter

Whore for females, males, or both

Slut for females, males, or both

Slutty, bratty, or classy cheerleader

High school best friend

Naughty French maid who does more than clean

Sexy secretary with a dominant female or male Boss

Princess looking for Princess Charming or another Princess

Butch turned babe with a makeover

Kidnapped for ransom

Blackmailed willing to do anything

Escort for classy women, men, or both

Jailbird used by all her cellmates

Escaped convict doing anything survive

Flight attendant with her own Frequent Fliers Club

Doctor that prescribes her own special ‘treatment’

Dirty nurse who loves to give private checkups at the office, at her home, or anywhere

Playboy centerfold and cover model, and maybe on to porn star

Runway model strutting it out on the catwalk

Glamor model to be trained for billboards and magazines

Undercover agent for the police, military, or as a private eye

Cock sucker, willing or forced to do the deed in public
bathrooms, airports, gyms, clubs, and anywhere else
imaginable

Makeup artist or Hair stylist

Clothing designer local or across the globe, for straight, gay, or lesbians

Kick boxer trained to kick ass and ask questions later

Masseuse that enjoys to rub one out real good

Classy Lady who is sweet, charming, and quite possibly rich beyond her dreams

2020 Erection Election

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Greetings sweet playmates, slaves, sluts, the sexually deprived –

Hopefully, this finds you well…

As you may know, I have been breaking, molding, and making those cocks and balls twitch and ache since 2007 on Niteflirt as the good girl next door with a dirty, wild, and wicked mind.

Which brings Me to the main, hot topic of this post The Election For Your Erection Campaign. Am I serious? You can bet your cum filled balls, that I Am. I have a feeling that I’ll win this private, little election – hands down (and on your dick) – especially since I Am the only One running and ruling this bitch. (I imagine you on your knees, kissing My ass, and licking this clit of Mine, while I’m saying that out loud… My panties are already wet.)

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MORE DETAILS ON THE CAMPAIGN HERE

Now that the 2016 election is over, the chatter is still hot, and I can still rock that cock! I’m already planning for 2020. The only election that you need to focus on between now and forever more, is the one for your erection. (And this Dicktator has that ‘covered’. Or, should I say ‘uncovered’) No need to go to the ‘polls’, when you can stoke the one between your thighs – IF I let you. (Fuck, that’s hot!)

I Am in the process of reviewing applications from those interested in certain ‘positions’ in My Cock Cabinet. I will be adding newly elected ‘officials’ for My Departments. If you think that you have what it takes to be a part of My Cock Cabinet Dream Team, cum apply!.

Moving forward…

If you can appreciate the art of what I Am capable of doing in regards to unlimited roleplay scenes, humiliation, tease and deny, forced this and that, blackmail, extortion and more, then you know who you can count on for your ‘stimulus package’.

Wet, sloppy kisses on My clit and dirty minds are always welcomed. So, are you ready to rock out with your cock out, baby?

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Let’s get this going!

Happy hand humping to you –

Alexis