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Phone Sex With Alexis In 2017

Hey there girls and sperms! It’s been a rocking year in 2016, and I’m looking forward to doing it all over again in 2017. I’ve got new projects lined up, more games and assignments for you eager slave boys, and more audio to drown your addictions in. Every month I have events planned out. And some special surprises coming your way to keep your jerking that cock and draining your balls, too!

So get ready for the 2017 lineup! My typical hours for providing live phone sex chat on Niteflirt will be Monday through Friday 10 am eastern or earlier, until 6 pm eastern. And, sometimes weekends.

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JANUARY:

In The Vault Event –Up to 75% off every item on the site, every day, all year long! It’s your one time pass to access audios, tasks, pics and more that are no longer accessible to the general public, at rock bottom prices.

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION MONTH – It’s time to do those things that you’ve been putting off. I’d like a list of the things that you’ve always wanted to try, or want to personally work on. Over the years on Niteflirt, I have encouraged new experiences and have helped to inspire those with their personal goals. From losing weight, masturbation techniques, enhancing fun with their partner, or simply learning to just have more fun! So, what is it this year that you’d like to try or do? Call me or send me an email through Niteflirt, and let’s make it happen!

HUMILIATION DAY – It’s not what you think. But then again, you are reading My blog. Since I like to put a spin on anything that I can, this is the perfect opportunity to do just that! If you’re into being humiliated, let’s see just how extreme you can get!

MALE WATCHER’S DAY – Men love gawking at sexy women. Well, it’s time to watch those men doing what they do best! Either have Me watch you on call during our call, or take pictures of yourself while your hard at work, and staying hard while doing it! OR, you could always discreetly take some pictures on your cell phone, of some sexy studs with big cocks – at work, the mall, gas station, or from anywhere else! (Faces and personal identifying marks will be edited before I post them to the blog or on Twitter.) Hint – What woman doesn’t love a man in a suit, and having him strip it off for her?

FRIDAY THE 13TH – A new assignment or audio available. Check out other offers here.

DRESS UP YOUR PET DAY – This is a special day for My slaves, sluts, and pets. Dress yourself up as a dog for Me, and take a pic!

NATIONAL NOTHING DAY – Pay a drive-by tribute, or call My ignore line to celebrate!

FUN AT WORK DAY – What kind of kinky can you get into at work? let’s find out!

FEBRUARY:

MY BIRTHDAY – February 1st, is My birthday. Spoil Me, and show Me some love!

AMAZONWishlist containing products that I’d want, and that are needed to keep the cocks rocking.

GIFT CARDSA list of a few gift cards that I’ve used, and love.

DELL COMPUTER GIFT CARDSTo keep my computer software and contracts updated, cranking out the good stuff, and pumping out the podcasts.

MUSICIAN’S FRIENDWhere I purchase some of my Recording gear, and musical related items for audio projects.

GUITAR CENTER – Where I purchase some of my recording equipment.

Annual Slave Bonding Ceremonies. Bonding ceremonies in progress.

CANNED FOOD MONTH – You have two ways to play. Donate canned goods to the local food bank. Or, humiliate yourself by either eating a can of cat or dog food for Me!

NATIONAL PIE MONTH – You’ve seen the movie American Pie. Who could forget the following scene? It’s your turn!

DON’T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK DAY – How long can you hold out from blowing that load? I might bring you to tears!

VALENTINE’S DAY – Love letters, poems, or fantasies welcome! Submit your original ideas t Me, and I’ll add it to My next podcast!

MARCH:

NATIONAL PEANUT MONTH –It’s time for some CEI with peanutbutter and jizz jelly sandwiches!

PANIC DAY –It’s time for some blackmail fun!

ST. PATRICK’S DAY –Let’s play some intoxication / drinking games! Ready, set, drink!

EARTH DAY –A great day to be teased and denied! Stroke with me until you can’t take it any longer. Then expect to turn off the lights, phone, computer, and anything else that you have that gives you internet access or a one on one way to communicate. Then you’ll be calling back – so get ready to jack – it off!

APRIL:

APRIL FOOLS FOR ALEXIS – Time has come once again to start sending in those humiliating videos to Me, for public posting on My Youtube channel. Hide your identity, cover your face with a mask – or not. Due to Youtube’s TOS, NO genitals, no scat or watersports, no bestiality, or doing things to other people against their will. Get it? Got it? Good. If you need some ideas, then you know where to find Me.

GO FOR BROKE DAY –It’s time to do a drive by tribue, max out the credit cards, and drain every dollar in your account – right into Mine!

DRAW A PICTURE OF A BIRD DAY –Put your pecker on a piece of paper, and trace it with a marker. Take a picture and send Me it. I’ll be happy to post the pic!

MY NITEFLIRT ANNIVERSARY – I can’t believe that it’s been 10 years! Since the traditional and modern gift giving items are diamonds you’ll find a suitable wishlist here, for your convenience. call Me and let’s celebrate together!

MAY:

MASTURBATION MONTH – It’s National Masturbation Month! Time for some JOI (jerk off instructions). If mental stimulation is your game, prepare for me to blow your mind, as your blow your load! I’ll show you how to rock that cock.

JUNE:

DAIRY MONTH –Ice cream, chocolate milk, and grilled cheese – all with a load, please! That’s what you’ll be saying once We start playing some tasty CEI games!

DARE DAY – Do something different – I dare you! Call Me for some frisky, risky fun!

DOUGHNUT DAY – Grab your favorite doughnut and your cock. You know where I’m going with this! Be sure to lick up every last drop of that glaze, baby! OR – get ready to be turned into a glazed doughnut. Open wide for some cock sucking action!

FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY – Celebrate the whole month with fresh fruit and veggies. One way or another, you’re going to make additional use out of your favorite cucumber, cantaloupe, or corn on the cob. Let’s not forget the kiwi and lemon for those CBT wankers!

PINK DAY IN JUNE –A special day for pink panties for sissies, crossdressers, and humiliated gluttons!

JULY:

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE EVENT – Once again, it’s all about the red, white, and blue! Time for red spanked asses, white spunk, and blue balls? Wear those patriotic panties, grab a cock cage, get out your favorite sex toy, and let’s have some fun!

HOT DOG MONTH – Finding creative ways to use those weiners!

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY –< Fun in and out of sun, with those bikinis on your bum! Get your girlfriend’s, wife’s, or yours’ and call Me!

AUGUST:

HOT ASS SUMMER EVENT ON NITEFLIRT – Grab the vibrators, butt plugs, anal beads, and even that cucumber that you were about to have for lunch. It’s time to work that prostate, your masturbation techniques, and your sexual health. Read My post on the benefits, and the warnings for prostate messaging, here.

SEPTEMBER:

BACON DAY – Time for the piggies to start paying and playing!

MAKE YOUR BED DAY –More like make a mess in your bed day! If you have a wife or girlfriend, you’ll be jacking off with Me in your bed, and leaving your load on her pillowcase.

CUMSTITUTION –We’ve all heard of the Constitution of America. Well once again, I have put a spin on it and made one of My own. I’ve created the Cumstitution of Alexis! Comment at the bottom of that page to take the pledge today!

OCTOBER:

THE HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION EVENT – More assignments and tasks than you can shake your halloweenie at this year! Stay tuned for special offers, Halloween tasks, and more!

NOVEMBER:

DEVILED EGG DAY – For you CBT enthusiasts that want to devil those eggs between your legs! Creative ways of ball busting coming to you!

HOUSEWIFE’S DAY –Put on your panties and aprons, girls! I’m going turn you into My personal housewife. Cook, clean, and turn you into My love making machine!

CLEAN YOUR REFRIDGERATOR DAY –For those food fetishists, today is the day that YOU get to put those leftovers to good use!

THANKSGIVING EVENT –I can bet that your cock is grateful to cum. Your ass might be grateful to wear those panties. You might even be grateful to be getting fucked like a dirty slut! What are YOU grateful for?

DECEMBER:

CHRISTMAS EVENT –And in December, I’ll be making merry with Christmas fun, holiday cheer, and announcements for the new year of 2017!

“You only have one life to live. Enjoy the ride!”

Getting Fit

Getting fit. One of the most asked questions by males who want to have a more feminine shape, so that they can feel more sexy while wearing women’s clothes, is where to start.

It won’ be long, before New Year’s is here. Usually, it’s the time when many people make resolutions. Thing is, you can start it right now. You might be surprised at how good you’ll look, but also how good you’ll feel.

You can change your diet, learn to apply your makeup properly, and practice in those 6 inch fuck-me heels. But, if you don’t excercise, and walk with a feminine stride, you probably will end up looking like you’re a guy trying too hard. So, start with getting yourself in shape, toning those curves, and get your sexy sway on. The rest can follow after.

Once you’ve gotten down the moves, and loving the way that you’re starting to look, you can worry about the right clothes to buy, adding more soy to your diet, and trying other things that might work for you. If you don’t plan to go through with the surgery, there are enhancements out there that will give you the look that you want to achieve. Keep in mind, that not everything works for everyone. So, if something isn’t working for you, don’t stop trying because you feel defeated. Try something else, until you get it right!

A few things to consider:
1. Lose the body hair. How many hairy women, do you find attractive?

2. Don’t forget about the mani and pedis. This is 2016. You’d be surprised at how many men actually get them. It’s not just a girl thing to do any more.

3. Wear comfortable heels. Walking in them is an art! Not everyone has the same arch or width in their foot. You’ll need to really shop for something that feels right on your feet. If you’re just starting to wear heels, begin with a smaller hieght, and work your way up.

4. Try different makeup techniques. Day time look, is different than night time. And just because you want to look and feel feminine, doesn’t mean that you should go crazy with the pink! Experiement with natural colors. The more natural the look, the less like you’d look like a drag queen.

5. Hot wax or use a pair of tweezers on those eyebrows. Bushy brows are not attractive.

6. Wear the right panties. If you have a big package between your legs, you don’t want your cock and balls falling out. Thongs are nice, but be realistic.

Prostate Massaging

The first thing many people relate prostate massaging to, is some sort of pleasure that comes from entering the anal cavity. Another misconception is that if you enjoy anal sex, you must be gay. Neither would be accurate. And although I am not a licensed practitioner on any level of medical practice, I do enjoy doing the research and experimenting. I will always suggest that you do the same.

Did you know that you can massage the prostate externally and internally? There are a variety of devices that are designed for prostate pleasure. However, there are not nearly as many external prostate massage devices, as there are internal ones. But, one can be creative.

Benefits:

A. Helps to relieve the buildup of fluid in the prostate gland, known as prostatic fluid. Prostatic fluid buildup can cause pain to your prostate.

B. It could help with the prevention of having an enlarged prostate. Loosening the tension on those muscles, can possibly help relieve any pain located in that area. Having an enlarged prostate, could lead to bladder related infections, and difficulty urinating.

C. It will intensify your orgasm experience.

D. Studies have shown that prostate massage, can help with male impotence.

E. It has been proven to reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

F. Prostate massaging could reduce your ‘need’ to masturbate.

Warnings:

What warnings?

Well, if you suffer from medical conditions that could be affected by prostate massaging, then consult your professional medical practitioner for advice. It can be an uncomfortable topic to discuss with your doctor. I don’t think doctors typically tell their patients to masturbate more. (Could you imagine if they did? I bet there’d be more smiles on people’s faces lol)

Keep your fingernails, trimmed. Avoid internal prostate massaging if you have hemorrhoids. Use only hypoallergenic sex toys. Keep you and your toys, clean. Never use anything sharp. Try not be be too rough or forceful. Use lube. Don’t be afraid to experiment.

Relax and enjoy…

Here are a few informative videos and facts, related to prostate massaging:

Massaging Your prostate:

Couples:

About PSA:

Prostate Exam In Public – all jokes aside:

1 in every 8 men, are found to have prostate related issues… take good care of yourself :)


What Difference Does It Make To You

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None. What I’m about to share with you, should make no difference to you whatsoever. I’ve never been the type to push you into doing things that you do not want any part of. I am not the type of person who wants to see you put yourself in situations that would mentally or physically harm you. Anything that you think, say, or do – all comes from YOU. I’m only the inspiration for pushing your limits, achieving your goals, and feeling more fulfilled and satisfied….

I’m not here to tell you how to feel. I’m not here to judge you based upon your sexual interests, your fetishes, or who you love…

When it’s all fun and games, I do love telling you what you do – but it’s consensual. I judge you and ridicule you for your taboos – because you like it, and I have a sense of humor. When the games are over – we’re still friends, we laugh about it later, and you know that i do give a damn….

Some people look at their relationship with me, as just a jackoff jam session. get together once a week, or a couple times a month, and nothing more. Others, we have a closer relationship, sharing personal moments, and can call each other friends. Doesn’t mean we have to hook up, but when it happens, it’s that much more cooler… even just as friends.

And no matter what, you’re a human being with feelings, emotions, conflicts, and conquered conquests of triumphs, and tribulations.

Many of you have some form of spiritual sanctuary. while others do not. And still, both can have kind hearts, warm souls, forgiveness and love…

There has been much controversy over same sex marriages… what difference does it make to you personally?

I’m not talking about if you have a family or friend, how does that effect you. If you care about another person, family, friend, or your lover, of course it is obvious that this is going to effect you one way or another… what i mean is, what effect does it have on YOU if someone else decides that marrying the person that they love, happens to be the same sex?

How does it personally effect you that someone does not feel right in their own bodies, and wants a sex change? It’s only physical appearances – and if you didn’t know before, met them later, and thought that they were an awesome person – hen that is all that should matter no matter what they chose to do to their bodies…

I’m a spiritualist type of person. Each to their own, and I am not a biblical God. I am a GODdess, but that is much different in the manner in which I’m speaking of now… I am not going to be the one to judge you later, when ‘you meet your maker’ – whomever that might be for you when it comes to your personal faith…

I just want to know YOU. As far as i’m concerned, those who say that they live by the King James bible, are absolute hypocrites – how could a person judge, when it clearly says – Judge NOT for ye be judged. They can interpret it anyways they want – but bottom line is – I feel that it only spreads hate. I’m not going to go into that any deeper, My point basically is, no matter what faith you follow, as long as you are not doing harm to others, nor yourself – then so be it. You only live once = as far as I know.

And for those who think that getting a sex change, or want to marry a person of the same gender, is ‘wrong’. Get over yourself, put your blinds back on, and steer in your own path – don;t worry about what another person does with theirs’. They don’t need a friend like yourself, you can spend your time on other things that you feel that you cannot change – and what I just gave you – was the wisdom t know the difference :)

In effort to spread the no hate idea, I’m providing you with a valuable link to knowledge. I’m not asking anyone to change their mind. I just would like to share the information with you, and know that you’re not alone, and that there can be peace between people – instead of all this hate over things that really…. shouldn’t matter to you…

Even gay men and lesbian women love God. They aren’t pissed at God for who they love. They’re just happy to be loved…

Even transsexuals love God. They aren’t pissed at God for making them physically the wrong gender…

Even straight people love God. They aren’t pissed because at God for being in a bad relationship. nor for being in a good one……

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and so is where a person finds love. Setting limitations on either one, could leave a person very unhappy, and possibly never finding love at all…

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