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Phone Sex With Alexis In 2017

Hey there girls and sperms! It’s been a rocking year in 2016, and I’m looking forward to doing it all over again in 2017. I’ve got new projects lined up, more games and assignments for you eager slave boys, and more audio to drown your addictions in. Every month I have events planned out. And some special surprises coming your way to keep your jerking that cock and draining your balls, too!

So get ready for the 2017 lineup! My typical hours for providing live phone sex chat on Niteflirt will be Monday through Friday 10 am eastern or earlier, until 6 pm eastern. And, sometimes weekends.

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JANUARY:

In The Vault Event –Up to 75% off every item on the site, every day, all year long! It’s your one time pass to access audios, tasks, pics and more that are no longer accessible to the general public, at rock bottom prices.

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION MONTH – It’s time to do those things that you’ve been putting off. I’d like a list of the things that you’ve always wanted to try, or want to personally work on. Over the years on Niteflirt, I have encouraged new experiences and have helped to inspire those with their personal goals. From losing weight, masturbation techniques, enhancing fun with their partner, or simply learning to just have more fun! So, what is it this year that you’d like to try or do? Call me or send me an email through Niteflirt, and let’s make it happen!

HUMILIATION DAY – It’s not what you think. But then again, you are reading My blog. Since I like to put a spin on anything that I can, this is the perfect opportunity to do just that! If you’re into being humiliated, let’s see just how extreme you can get!

MALE WATCHER’S DAY – Men love gawking at sexy women. Well, it’s time to watch those men doing what they do best! Either have Me watch you on call during our call, or take pictures of yourself while your hard at work, and staying hard while doing it! OR, you could always discreetly take some pictures on your cell phone, of some sexy studs with big cocks – at work, the mall, gas station, or from anywhere else! (Faces and personal identifying marks will be edited before I post them to the blog or on Twitter.) Hint – What woman doesn’t love a man in a suit, and having him strip it off for her?

FRIDAY THE 13TH – A new assignment or audio available. Check out other offers here.

DRESS UP YOUR PET DAY – This is a special day for My slaves, sluts, and pets. Dress yourself up as a dog for Me, and take a pic!

NATIONAL NOTHING DAY – Pay a drive-by tribute, or call My ignore line to celebrate!

FUN AT WORK DAY – What kind of kinky can you get into at work? let’s find out!

FEBRUARY:

MY BIRTHDAY – February 1st, is My birthday. Spoil Me, and show Me some love!

AMAZONWishlist containing products that I’d want, and that are needed to keep the cocks rocking.

GIFT CARDSA list of a few gift cards that I’ve used, and love.

DELL COMPUTER GIFT CARDSTo keep my computer software and contracts updated, cranking out the good stuff, and pumping out the podcasts.

MUSICIAN’S FRIENDWhere I purchase some of my Recording gear, and musical related items for audio projects.

GUITAR CENTER – Where I purchase some of my recording equipment.

Annual Slave Bonding Ceremonies. Bonding ceremonies in progress.

CANNED FOOD MONTH – You have two ways to play. Donate canned goods to the local food bank. Or, humiliate yourself by either eating a can of cat or dog food for Me!

NATIONAL PIE MONTH – You’ve seen the movie American Pie. Who could forget the following scene? It’s your turn!

DON’T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK DAY – How long can you hold out from blowing that load? I might bring you to tears!

VALENTINE’S DAY – Love letters, poems, or fantasies welcome! Submit your original ideas t Me, and I’ll add it to My next podcast!

MARCH:

NATIONAL PEANUT MONTH –It’s time for some CEI with peanutbutter and jizz jelly sandwiches!

PANIC DAY –It’s time for some blackmail fun!

ST. PATRICK’S DAY –Let’s play some intoxication / drinking games! Ready, set, drink!

EARTH DAY –A great day to be teased and denied! Stroke with me until you can’t take it any longer. Then expect to turn off the lights, phone, computer, and anything else that you have that gives you internet access or a one on one way to communicate. Then you’ll be calling back – so get ready to jack – it off!

APRIL:

APRIL FOOLS FOR ALEXIS – Time has come once again to start sending in those humiliating videos to Me, for public posting on My Youtube channel. Hide your identity, cover your face with a mask – or not. Due to Youtube’s TOS, NO genitals, no scat or watersports, no bestiality, or doing things to other people against their will. Get it? Got it? Good. If you need some ideas, then you know where to find Me.

GO FOR BROKE DAY –It’s time to do a drive by tribue, max out the credit cards, and drain every dollar in your account – right into Mine!

DRAW A PICTURE OF A BIRD DAY –Put your pecker on a piece of paper, and trace it with a marker. Take a picture and send Me it. I’ll be happy to post the pic!

MY NITEFLIRT ANNIVERSARY – I can’t believe that it’s been 10 years! Since the traditional and modern gift giving items are diamonds you’ll find a suitable wishlist here, for your convenience. call Me and let’s celebrate together!

MAY:

MASTURBATION MONTH – It’s National Masturbation Month! Time for some JOI (jerk off instructions). If mental stimulation is your game, prepare for me to blow your mind, as your blow your load! I’ll show you how to rock that cock.

JUNE:

DAIRY MONTH –Ice cream, chocolate milk, and grilled cheese – all with a load, please! That’s what you’ll be saying once We start playing some tasty CEI games!

DARE DAY – Do something different – I dare you! Call Me for some frisky, risky fun!

DOUGHNUT DAY – Grab your favorite doughnut and your cock. You know where I’m going with this! Be sure to lick up every last drop of that glaze, baby! OR – get ready to be turned into a glazed doughnut. Open wide for some cock sucking action!

FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY – Celebrate the whole month with fresh fruit and veggies. One way or another, you’re going to make additional use out of your favorite cucumber, cantaloupe, or corn on the cob. Let’s not forget the kiwi and lemon for those CBT wankers!

PINK DAY IN JUNE –A special day for pink panties for sissies, crossdressers, and humiliated gluttons!

JULY:

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE EVENT – Once again, it’s all about the red, white, and blue! Time for red spanked asses, white spunk, and blue balls? Wear those patriotic panties, grab a cock cage, get out your favorite sex toy, and let’s have some fun!

HOT DOG MONTH – Finding creative ways to use those weiners!

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY –< Fun in and out of sun, with those bikinis on your bum! Get your girlfriend’s, wife’s, or yours’ and call Me!

AUGUST:

HOT ASS SUMMER EVENT ON NITEFLIRT – Grab the vibrators, butt plugs, anal beads, and even that cucumber that you were about to have for lunch. It’s time to work that prostate, your masturbation techniques, and your sexual health. Read My post on the benefits, and the warnings for prostate messaging, here.

SEPTEMBER:

BACON DAY – Time for the piggies to start paying and playing!

MAKE YOUR BED DAY –More like make a mess in your bed day! If you have a wife or girlfriend, you’ll be jacking off with Me in your bed, and leaving your load on her pillowcase.

CUMSTITUTION –We’ve all heard of the Constitution of America. Well once again, I have put a spin on it and made one of My own. I’ve created the Cumstitution of Alexis! Comment at the bottom of that page to take the pledge today!

OCTOBER:

THE HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION EVENT – More assignments and tasks than you can shake your halloweenie at this year! Stay tuned for special offers, Halloween tasks, and more!

NOVEMBER:

DEVILED EGG DAY – For you CBT enthusiasts that want to devil those eggs between your legs! Creative ways of ball busting coming to you!

HOUSEWIFE’S DAY –Put on your panties and aprons, girls! I’m going turn you into My personal housewife. Cook, clean, and turn you into My love making machine!

CLEAN YOUR REFRIDGERATOR DAY –For those food fetishists, today is the day that YOU get to put those leftovers to good use!

THANKSGIVING EVENT –I can bet that your cock is grateful to cum. Your ass might be grateful to wear those panties. You might even be grateful to be getting fucked like a dirty slut! What are YOU grateful for?

DECEMBER:

CHRISTMAS EVENT –And in December, I’ll be making merry with Christmas fun, holiday cheer, and announcements for the new year of 2017!

“You only have one life to live. Enjoy the ride!”

Nobody’s Greatest non-Hits

love poem

He sent me a little love song, and it goes a little something like this:

A short song (12 bar blues A , D , C; B, E, D)

I want you, Baby,
To make me feel alright;
I want you, Baby,
To Love me right through the night;
You got no reason to run,
No reason to hide;
Just straddle my saddle and Ride!!!

I want to, Baby,
To make you feel alright;
I want to, Baby,
To Love you right through the night;
You got no reason to run,
No reason to get riled;
Just straddle my smile a While!!!

By Nobody; circa 1974

I’m Smiling 4 U Alexis

Five Lovely Lambs

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Kneeling naked in a semi circle,the female pledges kept their heads bowed awaiting the commencement of the Sealing Ceremony. In the middle of the circle, a paddle horse made of cherry wood and covered in hand tailored leather and velvet,stood on an elevated platform ready to be put to good use.The pledges,known as lambs to their fellow sisters,each held a velvet pillow. On each pillow,was a custom made silicon Anal plug. The plugs had inflationary capacity,as well as several vibrating settings. All the lambs knew was that they looked big,and they hoped they would be done with this hurdle in plenty of time for their sorority choral event. Each May,Gama Delta Beta sorority hosted a luncheon,and their freshmen pledges would give a recital for alumni and a few selected guests. This was considered their coming out,the sorority presenting their little lambs,their new sisters.It was a very posh affair that went back generations, steeped with tradition.

Sister Victoria was the president of Gamma Delta Beta,along with sister Danielle, would preside over the sealing ceremony. The remainder of the sorority would be there too,the lambs would be sealed in the presence of their sisterhood.It would make the bond strong,and help to keep gossip within the house walls,it also would prove the lambs commitment to the sorority. It is a very powerful experience to be anally penetrated and in front of your fellow sisters it is humbling and makes for no grey area,your fate is sealed and so is your ass.Hence,the sealing ceremony.

The five young women had no idea that the administration of the plugs was not a “hold your breath for a minute contest” or “who cries uncle first”.

It was not a few minutes of torment and group humility,Oh no,far from it.They would be informed, once they were all sealed and the cheering stopped, That they better get use to those menacing plugs being in their tender,tight,asses.They would be fitted with snug fitting leather garter belts that had custom straps that would criss cross through the external loop in the plug,and then be firmly cinched on the back side of the garter belt,ensuring none of the girls could expel their beastly plugs. Next,they would dawn latex panties,to keep these poor little lambs hot n’ bothered and to keep their matching dresses free from soiling. Corsets,stockings,and 4″ heels would round out the necessary accoutrements.

Victoria loved watching the pledges rise and present their plug to her and sweetly beg to be sealed. She would bend them over the horse,and ask if they are ready to give mind,body,and soul to the sisterhood.After hearing “yes sister president” she would commence to run a lubricated finger up and down the tight,tense ass crack of each helpless pledge(she loved to prolong their anticipation).One finger then two inside,then the head of the plug.In and out,bit by bit the plug burrowed into the moaning,crying young girls ass-pipe. Once in place,she would gently stroke their ass and pussy,letting them adjust to being sealed.

Applying pressure to the ensconced plug, she would then declare,above the agitated/aroused girls moans,”Lil’ Lamb Alice. This plug seals your bond and fate with us,Gamma Delta Beta.”

Danielle especially enjoyed the look of dismay that came over the pledges faces when she informed them that they would remained sealed through the ceremony in front of all the guests.The lambs still had no idea about the inflationary/vibration features on the plugs. One or two started to sob when they were fitted with the restraining garter,and all squealed when Danielle started inflating each plug.”I know how sneaky you little Butt-Bitches can be,so,this will keep your precious plugs right in place,rubbing the back side of your “G” spot,now on with those latex panties,come on Bitches,this your your cumming out…I want see you strut those stuffed butts and wet snatches,don’t forget to smile!”

The corsets and heels added more torment,and Victoria and Danielle were absolutely loving it,they had been put through it,now it was their turn to torment. The girls were starting to get their bearings,and they noticed that Alice was in orgasm attempting to scale the stairs to the reception room.

The sisters’ little lambs were cumming of age,soon they would be in charge,but not today.Over the next few years, the lessons and development they would experience would expand their world and make them strong,creative,and very successful.

Three songs in,the guests and fellow sisters are very pleased.”This is going to be a good class”,thinks Victoria,”Time to dial it up”,nodding to Danielle,they hit the vibe button on the plugs,just as the lambs go into “Moon River”, the most incredible high end vocal harmony in recent memory emanates through the hall,wide-eyed and wet Alice and her fellow lambs continue to coo,cum,and sway……Ahhh, the pageantry of Greek life!