Department of Humor and Humiliation Services

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Department of Humor and Humiliation – Going above and beyond in their service in providing humor, and humiliating themselves for Me. The following are elected officials of being the biggest ass clowns in office.

1. Assistant to the Department of Humor and Humiliation, Piggy McDog

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What can you say about a girl like Alexis?.. . Well, I know she doesn’t really care for cliches, so I probably shouldn’t have opened with that question. (sorry :/)

I was asked to write an essay on “Why, I feel that I would be a good ‘ass’et as Mistress Alexis’ assistant in the Department of Humiliation?” I don’t really think I “DESERVE” to be Her assistant, as I think of that as a prestigious role. Honestly, I would strive to be the best at it, and would be proud to tell everybody about that opportunity. Having said that, She should pick me over the rest of you boobs. I have zero problem explaining to the rest of you chimps, why I deserve to be Her “Humiliation Assistant” over you.

To start, I’d have to admit that I don’t fully know exactly what being in this department entails. Although, She’s explained it to me. In other words I don’t fully know what I am getting myself into. But, I am willing to do anything to make Her laugh. So, that should say something right there. I am writing an essay on being a Humiliation Assistant while not being certain on what that means.

As Her assistant, I think it has to be someone willing to drop what they are doing in order to do something for another. Someone who chooses to live their life in a way that will make it easier for another. Now typically the assistant usually does this as a profession, as a way to make a living and is compensated for their time. I on the other hand, have been compensating pretty much every girl I have ever become close with. As far back as I can remember, the girls in my life had soon found out that they could get me to do anything for them, and I’d pay THEM for it.

When I was younger, I remember girls in the playground asking me to tie their shoes. Probably just to see if I would do it. And would usually just giggle when I complied. Which totally ties into the humiliation factor, which I’ll come back to. But as we got older the tasks got bigger for them, and the knowledge they had knowing JUST how much I was willing to do for them grew significantly, too. I was doing wine runs when they had run out during a”girls night party”, to having my best friend calling me in the morning to come and pick her up from some guys house. Anyways, yeah I would do that stuff for free. But, when it comes to Mistress Alexis I would feel it being justified to actually pay Her compensation for the honor.

And…

When it comes to humiliation (I know I am rambling on now, and I am probably well over the 300 words that I was asked for at this point), to make a long story even longer, I’ll just say this on why I would be a better fit at doing anything that has to do with humiliation over the rest of you, for the President over my penis, Alexis…

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I’d just have to refer to my track record with Her. I joined NiteFlirt shortly after She did. I’m sure She had some calls regarding this interest prior to me. But, I’m not convinced hat She had seen anything like me up to that point, when I had called Her for the first time. I’d like to think that She did not see me coming and did not know what she was in for, when She first said “Hey, this is Alexis. How are you?”…

I knew I liked that fetish. But, I had never encountered anything like Her before either. I didn’t know what hit me. This girl was a GENIUS from the first minute I heard her voice! She was like some kind of degrading prodigy. She was and still is, Masterful. And I just felt that we had some AMAZING chemistry. We were so good with each other in producing what we both wanted the most in a “humiliation” phone call. She wanted to laugh, and I wanted to hear Her laugh. She would just come up with ideas off the top of her head. It felt natural for me to just go with it. I would show Her things I had around the house, and She would go with it. She’d create something out of anything. It was like a Maestro and Her band. But, closer to a Mistress and Her bitch!

And that was probably like what, 7 or 8 years ago? Time flies when you’re having fun. We just had a 2 hour call a few weeks ago that I thought was unreal. It was freaking intense! (for me anyway) Do you know how hard it is to keep a “humiliation relationship” fresh and exciting over a long period of time? Do you know how bored She would get, if She just had me “oink” like a pig or “bark” like a dog for a decade? She would probably have to use the money that I have spent on Her to buy a new computer after banging Her head on the screen with boredom. But, i think that I’ve helped Her to refrain from that – pictures and videos don’t lie lol

So. anyways – do I think that I DESERVE to be in this cabinet? I have no idea. But, I am willing to put my track record against yours’ and claim that I am pound for pound, THE most entertaining humiliation glutton that She has, and will ever be. If I am wrong and someone else is entertaining this Woman more than I, then I tip my snout to you Sir – because as much as She and i have been through together over years, I know in my head and heart that I’ve got this – just look at Her freaking blog LOL

Piggy McDog out!

Thanks Ally!
All hail the Commander and MisCHIEF
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