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Phone Sex With Alexis In 2017

Hey there girls and sperms! It’s been a rocking year in 2016, and I’m looking forward to doing it all over again in 2017. I’ve got new projects lined up, more games and assignments for you eager slave boys, and more audio to drown your addictions in. Every month I have events planned out. And some special surprises coming your way to keep your jerking that cock and draining your balls, too!

So get ready for the 2017 lineup! My typical hours for providing live phone sex chat on Niteflirt will be Monday through Friday 10 am eastern or earlier, until 6 pm eastern. And, sometimes weekends.

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JANUARY:

In The Vault Event –Up to 75% off every item on the site, every day, all year long! It’s your one time pass to access audios, tasks, pics and more that are no longer accessible to the general public, at rock bottom prices.

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION MONTH – It’s time to do those things that you’ve been putting off. I’d like a list of the things that you’ve always wanted to try, or want to personally work on. Over the years on Niteflirt, I have encouraged new experiences and have helped to inspire those with their personal goals. From losing weight, masturbation techniques, enhancing fun with their partner, or simply learning to just have more fun! So, what is it this year that you’d like to try or do? Call me or send me an email through Niteflirt, and let’s make it happen!

HUMILIATION DAY – It’s not what you think. But then again, you are reading My blog. Since I like to put a spin on anything that I can, this is the perfect opportunity to do just that! If you’re into being humiliated, let’s see just how extreme you can get!

MALE WATCHER’S DAY – Men love gawking at sexy women. Well, it’s time to watch those men doing what they do best! Either have Me watch you on call during our call, or take pictures of yourself while your hard at work, and staying hard while doing it! OR, you could always discreetly take some pictures on your cell phone, of some sexy studs with big cocks – at work, the mall, gas station, or from anywhere else! (Faces and personal identifying marks will be edited before I post them to the blog or on Twitter.) Hint – What woman doesn’t love a man in a suit, and having him strip it off for her?

FRIDAY THE 13TH – A new assignment or audio available. Check out other offers here.

DRESS UP YOUR PET DAY – This is a special day for My slaves, sluts, and pets. Dress yourself up as a dog for Me, and take a pic!

NATIONAL NOTHING DAY – Pay a drive-by tribute, or call My ignore line to celebrate!

FUN AT WORK DAY – What kind of kinky can you get into at work? let’s find out!

FEBRUARY:

MY BIRTHDAY – February 1st, is My birthday. Spoil Me, and show Me some love!

AMAZONWishlist containing products that I’d want, and that are needed to keep the cocks rocking.

GIFT CARDSA list of a few gift cards that I’ve used, and love.

DELL COMPUTER GIFT CARDSTo keep my computer software and contracts updated, cranking out the good stuff, and pumping out the podcasts.

MUSICIAN’S FRIENDWhere I purchase some of my Recording gear, and musical related items for audio projects.

GUITAR CENTER – Where I purchase some of my recording equipment.

Annual Slave Bonding Ceremonies. Bonding ceremonies in progress.

CANNED FOOD MONTH – You have two ways to play. Donate canned goods to the local food bank. Or, humiliate yourself by either eating a can of cat or dog food for Me!

NATIONAL PIE MONTH – You’ve seen the movie American Pie. Who could forget the following scene? It’s your turn!

DON’T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK DAY – How long can you hold out from blowing that load? I might bring you to tears!

VALENTINE’S DAY – Love letters, poems, or fantasies welcome! Submit your original ideas t Me, and I’ll add it to My next podcast!

MARCH:

NATIONAL PEANUT MONTH –It’s time for some CEI with peanutbutter and jizz jelly sandwiches!

PANIC DAY –It’s time for some blackmail fun!

ST. PATRICK’S DAY –Let’s play some intoxication / drinking games! Ready, set, drink!

EARTH DAY –A great day to be teased and denied! Stroke with me until you can’t take it any longer. Then expect to turn off the lights, phone, computer, and anything else that you have that gives you internet access or a one on one way to communicate. Then you’ll be calling back – so get ready to jack – it off!

APRIL:

APRIL FOOLS FOR ALEXIS – Time has come once again to start sending in those humiliating videos to Me, for public posting on My Youtube channel. Hide your identity, cover your face with a mask – or not. Due to Youtube’s TOS, NO genitals, no scat or watersports, no bestiality, or doing things to other people against their will. Get it? Got it? Good. If you need some ideas, then you know where to find Me.

GO FOR BROKE DAY –It’s time to do a drive by tribue, max out the credit cards, and drain every dollar in your account – right into Mine!

DRAW A PICTURE OF A BIRD DAY –Put your pecker on a piece of paper, and trace it with a marker. Take a picture and send Me it. I’ll be happy to post the pic!

MY NITEFLIRT ANNIVERSARY – I can’t believe that it’s been 10 years! Since the traditional and modern gift giving items are diamonds you’ll find a suitable wishlist here, for your convenience. call Me and let’s celebrate together!

MAY:

MASTURBATION MONTH – It’s National Masturbation Month! Time for some JOI (jerk off instructions). If mental stimulation is your game, prepare for me to blow your mind, as your blow your load! I’ll show you how to rock that cock.

JUNE:

DAIRY MONTH –Ice cream, chocolate milk, and grilled cheese – all with a load, please! That’s what you’ll be saying once We start playing some tasty CEI games!

DARE DAY – Do something different – I dare you! Call Me for some frisky, risky fun!

DOUGHNUT DAY – Grab your favorite doughnut and your cock. You know where I’m going with this! Be sure to lick up every last drop of that glaze, baby! OR – get ready to be turned into a glazed doughnut. Open wide for some cock sucking action!

FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY – Celebrate the whole month with fresh fruit and veggies. One way or another, you’re going to make additional use out of your favorite cucumber, cantaloupe, or corn on the cob. Let’s not forget the kiwi and lemon for those CBT wankers!

PINK DAY IN JUNE –A special day for pink panties for sissies, crossdressers, and humiliated gluttons!

JULY:

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE EVENT – Once again, it’s all about the red, white, and blue! Time for red spanked asses, white spunk, and blue balls? Wear those patriotic panties, grab a cock cage, get out your favorite sex toy, and let’s have some fun!

HOT DOG MONTH – Finding creative ways to use those weiners!

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY –< Fun in and out of sun, with those bikinis on your bum! Get your girlfriend’s, wife’s, or yours’ and call Me!

AUGUST:

HOT ASS SUMMER EVENT ON NITEFLIRT – Grab the vibrators, butt plugs, anal beads, and even that cucumber that you were about to have for lunch. It’s time to work that prostate, your masturbation techniques, and your sexual health. Read My post on the benefits, and the warnings for prostate messaging, here.

SEPTEMBER:

BACON DAY – Time for the piggies to start paying and playing!

MAKE YOUR BED DAY –More like make a mess in your bed day! If you have a wife or girlfriend, you’ll be jacking off with Me in your bed, and leaving your load on her pillowcase.

CUMSTITUTION –We’ve all heard of the Constitution of America. Well once again, I have put a spin on it and made one of My own. I’ve created the Cumstitution of Alexis! Comment at the bottom of that page to take the pledge today!

OCTOBER:

THE HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION EVENT – More assignments and tasks than you can shake your halloweenie at this year! Stay tuned for special offers, Halloween tasks, and more!

NOVEMBER:

DEVILED EGG DAY – For you CBT enthusiasts that want to devil those eggs between your legs! Creative ways of ball busting coming to you!

HOUSEWIFE’S DAY –Put on your panties and aprons, girls! I’m going turn you into My personal housewife. Cook, clean, and turn you into My love making machine!

CLEAN YOUR REFRIDGERATOR DAY –For those food fetishists, today is the day that YOU get to put those leftovers to good use!

THANKSGIVING EVENT –I can bet that your cock is grateful to cum. Your ass might be grateful to wear those panties. You might even be grateful to be getting fucked like a dirty slut! What are YOU grateful for?

DECEMBER:

CHRISTMAS EVENT –And in December, I’ll be making merry with Christmas fun, holiday cheer, and announcements for the new year of 2017!

“You only have one life to live. Enjoy the ride!”

Confessions and Counsel

The Lordess is available for private counsel, via phone. Hours are normally 9am to 6pm, Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and often on weekends. However, Her Holiness’ schedule is subject to change at Her discretion. Her Lordess can be emailed, to arrange for an appointment.

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Rules When Calling:

Introduce yourself as “pet (your name), disciple of Lordess Alexis”.

you shall address Her as Lordess, Goddess, or Priestess Alexis at all times.

you shall call Her while you are naked, in chaste (meaning, with no sexual intent).

you shall listen, trust, and obey The Commandments, at all times.

you shall not ask of favors, but shall pray to The Lordess in Her presences for forgiveness, strength with regards to your desires and regarding personal matters, your well-being, punishment, and the like.

If you do not follow these Orders, you shall be treated like any other nondisciple of Lordess Alexis.

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LESSONS OF THE LORDESS

I Am your Everything…and you are My pet, property, and disciple.

In the name of your Lordess, Goddess, and of My Holy Spirit.

May the Spirit be within you.

(Thank you my Lordess)

May mercy be shown upon you.

(Amen.)

LESSON ONE:
Today’s Lesson is, “My pet, My disciple”…

Come to Me, My sweet pet, and kneel before Me naked and exposed.
your head shall bow as you offer yourself to Me.

I Am, Everything – in body, spirit, and mind.
you are My pet, My property, and My disciple.

your purpose is to please Me.

And in order for that to happen, you must first learn to manage and maintain yourself.
For if you are not capable of caring for your responsibilities now,
there is no way that you could possibly ever care for Me properly for all eternity.

I make this clear —
you are to succeed.
if you choose to be negligent,
I have no use for you.

My disciples are expected to forever be bound to My left hand
As I rule, reward, and condemn with My right.
Let no others be taken above Me
As your heart beats my name
and your ears echo the sound of My voice.

What is your purpose, My pet, My property, My disciple?
your body is My temple,
and you are to use it to carry out My desires
through your actions.
My message will be heard
And received well.

YOU will be of My Legion!
And together we will rise!
My spirit will guide you through the days of darkness,
And salvation will be yours through Me!

As your Lordess, Goddess, Priestess….

Hail Goddess!
(Hail Goddess!)
Hail Lordess!
(Hail Lordess!)
Hail Alexis
(Hail Alexis!)

Amen…..

The Daily Sermon

(To be performed each and every day, while kneeling and naked)

In the name of the Lordess, Goddess, and Her Holy Spirit.

Amen.

The grace of my Lordess, Goddess, and Priestess, and with Her love, and through the communion of Her Holy Spirit, be with me.

I confess my sins, and prepare thyself to celebrate the sacred Goddess, and Her Power over me completely.

I confess to almighty Goddess, that I have greatly sinned in my thoughts, actions, and words. And have sinned in what I have done and in what I have failed to do, (Hold your hand over your heart)
through my own fault; therefore I ask the Blessed ,Holy Goddess for forgiveness.

May the Almighty Goddess have mercy upon me, forgive me for my sins.

Amen.

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