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#2017 Challenges

A New Year for new challenges! Each and every week I will be posting a new challenge for My readers to take on. There will be a range of private and public tasks. Some will be simple, while others will be more extreme. The topics for these tasks will be wide in variety. You are not required to do every one of these assignments. However, the more that you are willing to participate, the more fun and exposure that you can have! As always, you have the options to keep your accomplished tasks between you and I or I can share them with the world.

All pictures can be edited prior to posting them on My blog or on Twitter. If you choose to submit a video, you can cover your face with a mask of some sort, if you wish. Otherwise, they will be posted as is.

I cannot wait to see what you little submissive tasks gluttons do this year!

Challenges will run all year long. This means that you will be able to complete any challenge anytime this year! But, the sooner the better!

Phone Sex With Alexis In 2017

Hey there girls and sperms! It’s been a rocking year in 2016, and I’m looking forward to doing it all over again in 2017. I’ve got new projects lined up, more games and assignments for you eager slave boys, and more audio to drown your addictions in. Every month I have events planned out. And some special surprises coming your way to keep your jerking that cock and draining your balls, too!

So get ready for the 2017 lineup! My typical hours for providing live phone sex chat on Niteflirt will be Monday through Friday 10 am eastern or earlier, until 6 pm eastern. And, sometimes weekends.

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JANUARY:

In The Vault Event –Up to 75% off every item on the site, every day, all year long! It’s your one time pass to access audios, tasks, pics and more that are no longer accessible to the general public, at rock bottom prices.

Get the VIP Access, where my live chat line is never more than $1.00 per minute!

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION MONTH – It’s time to do those things that you’ve been putting off. I’d like a list of the things that you’ve always wanted to try, or want to personally work on. Over the years on Niteflirt, I have encouraged new experiences and have helped to inspire those with their personal goals. From losing weight, masturbation techniques, enhancing fun with their partner, or simply learning to just have more fun! So, what is it this year that you’d like to try or do? Call me or send me an email through Niteflirt, and let’s make it happen!

HUMILIATION DAY – It’s not what you think. But then again, you are reading My blog. Since I like to put a spin on anything that I can, this is the perfect opportunity to do just that! If you’re into being humiliated, let’s see just how extreme you can get!

MALE WATCHER’S DAY – Men love gawking at sexy women. Well, it’s time to watch those men doing what they do best! Either have Me watch you on call during our call, or take pictures of yourself while your hard at work, and staying hard while doing it! OR, you could always discreetly take some pictures on your cell phone, of some sexy studs with big cocks – at work, the mall, gas station, or from anywhere else! (Faces and personal identifying marks will be edited before I post them to the blog or on Twitter.) Hint – What woman doesn’t love a man in a suit, and having him strip it off for her?

FRIDAY THE 13TH – A new assignment or audio available. Check out other offers here.

DRESS UP YOUR PET DAY – This is a special day for My slaves, sluts, and pets. Dress yourself up as a dog for Me, and take a pic!

NATIONAL NOTHING DAY – Pay a drive-by tribute, or call My ignore line to celebrate!

FUN AT WORK DAY – What kind of kinky can you get into at work? let’s find out!

FEBRUARY:

MY BIRTHDAY – February 1st, is My birthday. Spoil Me, and show Me some love!

AMAZONWishlist containing products that I’d want, and that are needed to keep the cocks rocking.

GIFT CARDSA list of a few gift cards that I’ve used, and love.

DELL COMPUTER GIFT CARDSTo keep my computer software and contracts updated, cranking out the good stuff, and pumping out the podcasts.

MUSICIAN’S FRIENDWhere I purchase some of my Recording gear, and musical related items for audio projects.

GUITAR CENTER – Where I purchase some of my recording equipment.

Annual Slave Bonding Ceremonies. Bonding ceremonies in progress.

CANNED FOOD MONTH – You have two ways to play. Donate canned goods to the local food bank. Or, humiliate yourself by either eating a can of cat or dog food for Me!

NATIONAL PIE MONTH – You’ve seen the movie American Pie. Who could forget the following scene? It’s your turn!

DON’T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK DAY – How long can you hold out from blowing that load? I might bring you to tears!

VALENTINE’S DAY – Love letters, poems, or fantasies welcome! Submit your original ideas t Me, and I’ll add it to My next podcast!

MARCH:

NATIONAL PEANUT MONTH –It’s time for some CEI with peanutbutter and jizz jelly sandwiches!

PANIC DAY –It’s time for some blackmail fun!

ST. PATRICK’S DAY –Let’s play some intoxication / drinking games! Ready, set, drink!

EARTH DAY –A great day to be teased and denied! Stroke with me until you can’t take it any longer. Then expect to turn off the lights, phone, computer, and anything else that you have that gives you internet access or a one on one way to communicate. Then you’ll be calling back – so get ready to jack – it off!

APRIL:

APRIL FOOLS FOR ALEXIS – Time has come once again to start sending in those humiliating videos to Me, for public posting on My Youtube channel. Hide your identity, cover your face with a mask – or not. Due to Youtube’s TOS, NO genitals, no scat or watersports, no bestiality, or doing things to other people against their will. Get it? Got it? Good. If you need some ideas, then you know where to find Me.

GO FOR BROKE DAY –It’s time to do a drive by tribue, max out the credit cards, and drain every dollar in your account – right into Mine!

DRAW A PICTURE OF A BIRD DAY –Put your pecker on a piece of paper, and trace it with a marker. Take a picture and send Me it. I’ll be happy to post the pic!

MY NITEFLIRT ANNIVERSARY – I can’t believe that it’s been 10 years! Since the traditional and modern gift giving items are diamonds you’ll find a suitable wishlist here, for your convenience. call Me and let’s celebrate together!

MAY:

MASTURBATION MONTH – It’s National Masturbation Month! Time for some JOI (jerk off instructions). If mental stimulation is your game, prepare for me to blow your mind, as your blow your load! I’ll show you how to rock that cock.

JUNE:

DAIRY MONTH –Ice cream, chocolate milk, and grilled cheese – all with a load, please! That’s what you’ll be saying once We start playing some tasty CEI games!

DARE DAY – Do something different – I dare you! Call Me for some frisky, risky fun!

DOUGHNUT DAY – Grab your favorite doughnut and your cock. You know where I’m going with this! Be sure to lick up every last drop of that glaze, baby! OR – get ready to be turned into a glazed doughnut. Open wide for some cock sucking action!

FRESH FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY – Celebrate the whole month with fresh fruit and veggies. One way or another, you’re going to make additional use out of your favorite cucumber, cantaloupe, or corn on the cob. Let’s not forget the kiwi and lemon for those CBT wankers!

PINK DAY IN JUNE –A special day for pink panties for sissies, crossdressers, and humiliated gluttons!

JULY:

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE EVENT – Once again, it’s all about the red, white, and blue! Time for red spanked asses, white spunk, and blue balls? Wear those patriotic panties, grab a cock cage, get out your favorite sex toy, and let’s have some fun!

HOT DOG MONTH – Finding creative ways to use those weiners!

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY –< Fun in and out of sun, with those bikinis on your bum! Get your girlfriend’s, wife’s, or yours’ and call Me!

AUGUST:

HOT ASS SUMMER EVENT ON NITEFLIRT – Grab the vibrators, butt plugs, anal beads, and even that cucumber that you were about to have for lunch. It’s time to work that prostate, your masturbation techniques, and your sexual health. Read My post on the benefits, and the warnings for prostate messaging, here.

SEPTEMBER:

BACON DAY – Time for the piggies to start paying and playing!

MAKE YOUR BED DAY –More like make a mess in your bed day! If you have a wife or girlfriend, you’ll be jacking off with Me in your bed, and leaving your load on her pillowcase.

CUMSTITUTION –We’ve all heard of the Constitution of America. Well once again, I have put a spin on it and made one of My own. I’ve created the Cumstitution of Alexis! Comment at the bottom of that page to take the pledge today!

OCTOBER:

THE HALLOWEEN HUMILIATION EVENT – More assignments and tasks than you can shake your halloweenie at this year! Stay tuned for special offers, Halloween tasks, and more!

NOVEMBER:

DEVILED EGG DAY – For you CBT enthusiasts that want to devil those eggs between your legs! Creative ways of ball busting coming to you!

HOUSEWIFE’S DAY –Put on your panties and aprons, girls! I’m going turn you into My personal housewife. Cook, clean, and turn you into My love making machine!

CLEAN YOUR REFRIDGERATOR DAY –For those food fetishists, today is the day that YOU get to put those leftovers to good use!

THANKSGIVING EVENT –I can bet that your cock is grateful to cum. Your ass might be grateful to wear those panties. You might even be grateful to be getting fucked like a dirty slut! What are YOU grateful for?

DECEMBER:

CHRISTMAS EVENT –And in December, I’ll be making merry with Christmas fun, holiday cheer, and announcements for the new year of 2017!

“You only have one life to live. Enjoy the ride!”

Department of Humor and Humiliation Services

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Department of Humor and Humiliation – Going above and beyond in their service in providing humor, and humiliating themselves for Me. The following are elected officials of being the biggest ass clowns in office.

1. Assistant to the Department of Humor and Humiliation, Piggy McDog

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What can you say about a girl like Alexis?.. . Well, I know she doesn’t really care for cliches, so I probably shouldn’t have opened with that question. (sorry :/)

I was asked to write an essay on “Why, I feel that I would be a good ‘ass’et as Mistress Alexis’ assistant in the Department of Humiliation?” I don’t really think I “DESERVE” to be Her assistant, as I think of that as a prestigious role. Honestly, I would strive to be the best at it, and would be proud to tell everybody about that opportunity. Having said that, She should pick me over the rest of you boobs. I have zero problem explaining to the rest of you chimps, why I deserve to be Her “Humiliation Assistant” over you.

To start, I’d have to admit that I don’t fully know exactly what being in this department entails. Although, She’s explained it to me. In other words I don’t fully know what I am getting myself into. But, I am willing to do anything to make Her laugh. So, that should say something right there. I am writing an essay on being a Humiliation Assistant while not being certain on what that means.

As Her assistant, I think it has to be someone willing to drop what they are doing in order to do something for another. Someone who chooses to live their life in a way that will make it easier for another. Now typically the assistant usually does this as a profession, as a way to make a living and is compensated for their time. I on the other hand, have been compensating pretty much every girl I have ever become close with. As far back as I can remember, the girls in my life had soon found out that they could get me to do anything for them, and I’d pay THEM for it.

When I was younger, I remember girls in the playground asking me to tie their shoes. Probably just to see if I would do it. And would usually just giggle when I complied. Which totally ties into the humiliation factor, which I’ll come back to. But as we got older the tasks got bigger for them, and the knowledge they had knowing JUST how much I was willing to do for them grew significantly, too. I was doing wine runs when they had run out during a”girls night party”, to having my best friend calling me in the morning to come and pick her up from some guys house. Anyways, yeah I would do that stuff for free. But, when it comes to Mistress Alexis I would feel it being justified to actually pay Her compensation for the honor.

And…

When it comes to humiliation (I know I am rambling on now, and I am probably well over the 300 words that I was asked for at this point), to make a long story even longer, I’ll just say this on why I would be a better fit at doing anything that has to do with humiliation over the rest of you, for the President over my penis, Alexis…

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I’d just have to refer to my track record with Her. I joined NiteFlirt shortly after She did. I’m sure She had some calls regarding this interest prior to me. But, I’m not convinced hat She had seen anything like me up to that point, when I had called Her for the first time. I’d like to think that She did not see me coming and did not know what she was in for, when She first said “Hey, this is Alexis. How are you?”…

I knew I liked that fetish. But, I had never encountered anything like Her before either. I didn’t know what hit me. This girl was a GENIUS from the first minute I heard her voice! She was like some kind of degrading prodigy. She was and still is, Masterful. And I just felt that we had some AMAZING chemistry. We were so good with each other in producing what we both wanted the most in a “humiliation” phone call. She wanted to laugh, and I wanted to hear Her laugh. She would just come up with ideas off the top of her head. It felt natural for me to just go with it. I would show Her things I had around the house, and She would go with it. She’d create something out of anything. It was like a Maestro and Her band. But, closer to a Mistress and Her bitch!

And that was probably like what, 7 or 8 years ago? Time flies when you’re having fun. We just had a 2 hour call a few weeks ago that I thought was unreal. It was freaking intense! (for me anyway) Do you know how hard it is to keep a “humiliation relationship” fresh and exciting over a long period of time? Do you know how bored She would get, if She just had me “oink” like a pig or “bark” like a dog for a decade? She would probably have to use the money that I have spent on Her to buy a new computer after banging Her head on the screen with boredom. But, i think that I’ve helped Her to refrain from that – pictures and videos don’t lie lol

So. anyways – do I think that I DESERVE to be in this cabinet? I have no idea. But, I am willing to put my track record against yours’ and claim that I am pound for pound, THE most entertaining humiliation glutton that She has, and will ever be. If I am wrong and someone else is entertaining this Woman more than I, then I tip my snout to you Sir – because as much as She and i have been through together over years, I know in my head and heart that I’ve got this – just look at Her freaking blog LOL

Piggy McDog out!

Thanks Ally!
All hail the Commander and MisCHIEF
xoxo

Cracks Cock Is Small And I Don’t Care

Cracks cock and I don’t care…

When he was on Niteflirt, he thought that I’d wait
On him and his little dick, to masturbate
I tossed him an email, to see what he’d do
I don’t work for free, and neither do you…

Chorus
Cracks cock is small, and I don’t care
Cracks cock is small, and I don’t care
Cracks cock is small, and I don’t care
I have better things to do

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Haven’t heard from him in a month or more
he thinks that girls are sluts or whores
he knows nothing about you or me
Which is why I blocked him from calling Thee.

Chorus
Cracks cock is small, and I don’t care
Cracks cock is small, and I don’t care
Cracks cock is small, and I don’t care
I have better things to do

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